Each week, Brent Sparling gives Michigan fans his unique pregame breakdown of the Wolverines’ opponents. Picture Keith Jackson if he binged Ancient Aliens, Dateline murder docs, and late-night conspiracy YouTube. One minute he’s telling you why Penn State’s offense looks shaky, the next he’s explaining how their defensive coordinator might actually be part of the Illuminati. Is any of it true? Probably not. Is it entertaining? Absolutely.